Patrick Hastie is a comedian from Glenwood, Iowa who now lives in Brooklyn, New York. He has toured all over the United States and performed in comedy festivals like the Brooklyn Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, and the Memphis Comedy Festival. Patrick co-produces the popular New York stand-up shows Jackknife Comedy and Hello Beautiful, he can be heard weekly on The Nostalgic Front podcast, and he has been featured on The Chive, Spin, and Paste.

In 2023, Patrick debuted his solo show My Grandpa's Grandpa's Dad at the prestigious Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and his first hour special I Will Fight All Of You was put out by Four By Three Comedy with an album released by Jackknife Comedy Records, which debuted at #1 on itunes and on Bandcamp.

Patrick is a very nice guy and his 5 year plan is to be cool and live forever!